News in Brief

More Southampton Property To Be Acquired
President Shirley Strum Kenny said that Stony Brook University and the Parrish Art Museum have plans to “take over” more facilities at Southampton College in the near future. Without going into specifics, she said the property will be used to have more Stony Brook undergraduate programs on the Southampton campus.

Yet another cell phone virus has hit the airwaves, and this one actually stands a chance to spread.

George Agathos
Photo & Technology Editor

Recently, the British newspaper The Sun reported that a Ukrainian inventor has come up with a way to make a functional singing condom. Whistle while you work, indeed.