This Just In: Me

There is grave injustice being done in the journalism department, denying the students in the major of valuable insight and opportunity:

Not including me in stuff.

FACT: Last semester, a Student Advisory Board for the Journalism major was formed, which included George Agathos, the mighty editor of this very publication, and Katie Serignese.

FACT: George and Katie took News I, the first course in the news writing sequence, AT THE SAME TIME I DID.

FACT: George, Katie and I declared the Journalism major AT THE SAME TIME.

FACT: George, Katie and I were the first three Journalism majors.

FACT: I was not invited to this board.

FACT: George was chosen to represent the Journalism major for the University newsletter, AND NOT ME, WHO HAS JUST BEEN PROVEN WITH THE PREVIOUS FACTS TO BE HIS EQUAL IN EVERY WAY.

FACT: The Journalism major is being deprived of a valuable viewpoint, namely MINE.

I urge you, the students of this university, to address this grave issue facing me and me alone.

Thank you for your time. Goodnight.